thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?


deucejoker:

johnhwatsn:

petition for a doctor who episode where the doctor travels back in time to meet arthur conan doyle and accidentally happens to mention how popular sherlock holmes is even 130 years later and poor acd almost breaks down crying

"Doctor before you leave…just tell me one thing."
"What’s that?"
"My books, the Sherlock Holmes books…do they die out?"
"No, Arthur. People love them. They carry on for hundreds of years."
"Damnit. God damnit. Fuck." 


robokittens:

actually nevermind crash-landing a plane in the arctic. steve signed up with the ssr the night before bucky’s deployment. bucky was still in the country. he was still in the city; hell, he was still in the immediate vicinity. steve became a guinea pig in a completely batshit insanely dangerous highly experimental military science project because bucky left him alone for five minutes.



bewaretheides315:

i’m not saying bucky should spend most of cap 3 crying and kissing steve, but i am saying they’d be smart to play to sebastian stan’s strengths

 (queerly-it-is)


ask-fruk-hogwarts:

((inspired by this magnificent post))


  • Combeferre: It's not a big deal. I've seen Enjolras' stuff, like, a million times.
  • Courfeyrac: Why haven't I seen it?
  • Combeferre: Why do you want to see it?
  • Courfeyrac: He's my best friend! What if Enjolras gets into an accident? What if he's horribly disfigured and I have to identify him, and all that remains are his private parts? And I'm standing there saying, "Sorry officer, I can't help you. Because no, I haven't seen his penis."